Yearly Archives: 2010

Legs a Bit Sore From Training? Harden the Fuck Up.

How Much Do You Want?

I ran alone this morning. There was a lot of wobbly bits. Wobbly mammaries and derrières, which sounds like a greeting card company. I didn’t mean to focus on this, but it was hard to miss; the type of runner on Sunday at 11 is different to the crowd of last Thursday morning. You can’t [...]

Thou Must Not Run

Running, it seems, has got a bad reputation. In The Tao of Pooh, Benjamin Hoff says,
You see them [Bisy Backsons/Busy Back Soons] almost everywhere you go, it seems. On practically any sunny sort of day, you can see the Backsons stampeding through the park, making all kinds of loud Breathing Noises. Perhaps [...]

Our Inspiration

The type of people we would like to become have to be our inspiration. There is no one more inspiring than someone who got this body and looks by pure hard work, dedication and inspiration. We love you, and your tits, Malibu.

Best laid plans…

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy !
That was written by Robert Burns. In 2009 Robert Burns was voted the Greatest Scot of all time, some [...]

We’re Running, Mate

Nobody wants another pair of supercilious wankers imposing their oft illiterate views on the world. To avoid the label, or give you a chance to make your minds up, and maybe go and waste your employer’s time on another site, allow me to introduce myself and my companion. My name is Jamie Dobson, [...]